Look at this cute little babe licking my finger.
Yo look at this fucking dweeb with her new winter hat. I bet she is going to wear that hat every day until spring. What a dweeb
LOL Typical mom!
Fine art print from original watercolor painting.
I will almost always reblog a tuxedo cat because I used to have a tuxedo cat named Godzilla and I miss him very very much and dream about him very frequently…. shit just got personal….
I finished (other than reviewing for grammar and/or spelling errors and the addition of a bibliography) one of my two research papers! And it’s just over half a page over the minimum page requirement! I’m celebrating by checking all of my social media websites, which I have been avoiding as to stay focused and undistracted. I would like to also celebrate with a coffee break, but I’ve grown attached to this library computer that I have been working at for hours and I am afraid if I leave the library, I may not return. I posted a similar post on facebook in hopes that someone would offer to bring me coffee, but I am doubtful. Oh well..a girl can dream. At least I can still be proud of tonights accomplishments. One paper left, and then in two days I will have a much needed, although way too short, vacation from school.
Are you drunk? Good. Are you shitfaced? Even better. Offer to buy her a shot immediately. If she declines, shart chanting “shots” and pumping your fist until she says yes. Do not let her choose the liquor. Bottom shelf tequila is always a good choice. Ask for her phone number immediately. Be persistant. Do not take no for an answer. Constantly tell her how pretty she is. Talk about her boobs. Talk about how big your penis is. Tell her that you would like to see her naked. Remind her that you think she is pretty. Touch her face a lot. Insist that she dances with you and do not take no for an answer. Buy her more shots of tequila without even asking her if she wants them. Tell her that she is the prettiest girl in the bar. Ask her if she thinks you are goodlooking. Make sure your face is really close to hers when you are talking. When she decides its time for her to leave respond by saying “come onnnnnnnnn. We were just getting to know eachother. You’re so pretty.”
DISCLAIMER: In case it is not blaringly obvious, this post is very sarcastic. If you chose to interact with a girl in this manner, do not be surprised if she ignores you or walks away immediately or tells you to fuck off or sprays you in the face with pepper spray.